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Knock Knock….

summer of smiles

We think knock, knock jokes are not only a good way to get your children to share a laugh with you, but also a childhood rite of passage. For a child a good (or bad) knock knock joke can also be a nice break from trying to understand their parent’s dry or sarcastic senses of humor. We found 17 for you to share with your kids – or tell them one a day- during our Summer of Smiles campaign. After they have learned how the jokes work, we guarantee they will make up their own and that will be the best part for you. We hope you enjoy!

  1. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Wooden shoe.  Wooden shoe who?  Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  2. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Amish.  Amish who?  Really?  You don’t look like a shoe!
  3. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Boo.  Boo hoo?  Why are you crying?
  4. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Atch.  Atch who?  Bless you!
  5. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Harry.  Harry who?  Harry up and answer the door!
  6. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Cash.  Cash who?  No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!
  7. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Canoe.  Canoe who?  Canoe come out and play with me?
  8. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Lettuce.  Lettuce who?  Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  9. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  I am.  I am who?  You don’t know who you are?
  10. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Ice cream.  Ice cream who?  Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  11. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Yah.  Yah who?  No, I prefer google.
  12. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Nana.  Nana who?  Nana your business!
  13. Knock, knock. Who’s there?  Justin.  Justin who?  Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
  14. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Alpaca.  Alpaca who?  Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
  15. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Tank.  Tank who?  You’re welcome!
  16. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Isabel.  Isabel who?  Isabel working?  I had to knock!
  17. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Dishes.  Dishes who?  Dishes the police!  Open up!
2018-07-26T12:32:28+00:00Uncategorized|